Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Possesed

wanna know something funny-alicious? So a million people know already because, it cracks me up never-endingly, but anyway, for Society, I'm doing my Personal Interest Project (dear little pippikins) on male rape, so I've been putting out surveys on random forums to get a broader sample, my results then arent restricted by location etc etc. Anyways, most forums have been uber cool and replied and stuff and helpful, but I posted on a catholic forum board, just all bla bla do you think it can happen, what would you do, how do you feel etc etc..
and my post got deleted, and my account suspended because my material was inappropriate LOL
goddam close-minded ignorant fools.
yes that is exactly right catholics, jesus said that male rape was bad, it should never be talked about, here have some jesus you cannibals.
I kid, I'm a catholic by birth.
But seriously, what the hell.
I guess it was the devil possessing me to talk about such sacriligious things.
All in all though it's a great PIP yarn and if i had to admit I'm rather proud of myself getting chucked off forums and what not.
Holstein was horrified and like ho-lee crapperz!! do they know our school name? OHMYGODZ WE WILL GET SUED, SOCIETY AND CULTURE WILL GET SHUT DOWN FOREVAZ! I imagine she was picturing big Willy marching in with his subject closing machine and his rain-jacket and lycra and being all a plague on your lands or whatever.
But i reassured her that I was very vague in my explaining and used a fake name.

Moving on, I was down the street today and ran into someone that I used to be really really close to but now am not at all. Like not in the sense of OMG THAT HORRIBLE THING THAT YOU DID I HATE YOU. Just like, things change, people drift and sooner or later you don't know them at all. It's always awkward on the rare occasions that I do see her because it's like this feeling that we'd both like to ignore the other and act like we didnt know them, and that would be fine, but we both equally have the whole, shit, we were like best friends, it's kind of a cop out. So all that eventuated into this kinda awkward pained acknowledgement smile and subtle hi and hurried moving on.
Now don't you just hate that it's always in these awkward situations where you've just hurried off v.importantly to realise that your in the carpark and have no effing idea where the car was parked. And she was sitting just in the right position to watch me make a massive dork of myself losing hide and seek to a damn tida. She probably wasn't even noticing me and was doing her nails or something equally chic but my natural narcissism led to me being like oh fuck she is watching me fuck fuck fuck and wandering completely lostly like and escaped dementia patient through a sea of fecking wheels. Why do I care what she thinks anyway?
gawd I'm a headcase.

English Extension tomorow, I wonder if we'll have a teacher.
OH OH THAT REMINDS ME.

Toss of the day: (hey I like the sound of that, from now on all my entries will contain a toss of the day)

My english teacher. We gave him our Nahum(sp?) Tate King Lear (that crazy bitch) responses like, start of term, and today he's just casually goes "I briefly glanced at your Nahum Tate responses and they are not good at all they need work bla bla bla etc"endquoties and I was like, the heck? you briefly looked at them? and your unspecifically disappointed? Toss. So me being the loudmouthed bitch I am who was already having an outspoken kinda bitch please day was like.
"Well perhaps you could give them a bit more then a 'brief glance' and get them back to us with some suggestions on how to improve them, rather then just telling us they need to be improved"
and he was like "they need more references to how they are ironical"
ok so he didn't say that last bit, but it's fun to pretend he did, as I can't believe an English teacher would use a word that is clearly grammatically incorrect, as he did that rather memorable day. Also Karma is spelt Kalma. Just ask him.

When i first wrote that I wasnt sure whether it was clear that a toss was referring to like, a tosser, loser, dickwad, twatface etc etc because, it's the internet, it's toneless so you know. So i looked it up on urban dictionary to see what the general consensus was on the interpretation of the word. Anyway, one of the eg's was like I'm gonna go have a toss over Jenna Jameson and i was like, OMG i recognise that name. I recognise the name of a pornstar!?!?!?! oh the world is becoming tragic and twisted. So now i have to go find out where i've seen(lol) her before.
I DO NOT WATCH PORN THOUGH!
often, that is.
I mean the meg white sex tape obviously, then there was pirates, etc etc etc
but sheesh I'm not a regular! and i'm pretty sure the meg tape was the last I watched, which was a jip!
a) it was boring porn
b) it wasn't even Meg White

Anyway, I think i have sufficiently rambled, so adios xLivi

3 comments:

  1. LMFAO! okay where to start on the hilarity of this blog! as like it made me laugh so much, so hard, so often! thumbs up for getting kicked off a forum! (Y) and to zomg u must tell me this former to bff u had a run in with! lol at daley the tosser... how ironical he cant spell karma. also two proudness points for standing up to him! lastly, hardly the least... LOL at the porn! hahah u make yourself sound like an addict by constantly saying u dont watch it :P
    haha lovers.
    xx

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  2. hehehehe *childish giggle*
    livi watches porn =P


    *clears throat*
    otherwise nice one. lolz at hide and seek with a guy. i mean geez... its not like it could hide. unless there was some massise fucking truck thing parked in the carpark... maybe then.. but yeh...

    completely understand the awkward factor. hadnt spoken to a friend in like ages.. and then last day of school she comes up and is all "i miss you. ill always love you" so i went and cried. per-thetic.


    anywho. this is meant to be a commment not a fucking blog lol.

    love you
    x

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  3. damn. meant car not guy *facepalm*

    my bad

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