you've just been HACKED

So I have this complete paranoia about internet passwords. It began when Bree and I went through our Email hacking phase. It's easier then you think to hack someones email account and we made it our mission to prove that point because we were a) bored and b) nerds. We hacked friends for a joke, randoms from forum boards for a challenge and psycho ex boyfriends of our friends for hilarious payback.

my password pre internetz hacking dayz: sirius

my password post internetz hacking dayz: #3abbeyroadbabyy

As well as much more upgrading of my security. Seriously none of you would ever get my secret question.

It was vaguely based on the Beatles album abbey road as I themed all my password Beatles albums that year.


Anyway mum had to access my emails for me while I was away so I had to give her my password so NATURALLY I had to change it. And I had a nice easy password that was all letters and no capitals or symbols or double letters or ANYTHING. And it wasn't something anyone would guess as I doubt ANYONE has even heard of it. So I went on the net yesterday and I was all:

me: yo internetz here is my new password

and the internetz was all

internetz: baha! I mock thee password! that password is WEAK. WEAK LIKE YOUR HEART. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. fool. I mean *SURE* you have that password. It's GREAT. pfsh idiot. MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK.

I even made pictures to prove it:




















So of course I had to make the password strong by putting stupid unnecessary symbols and numbers and bullshit just to prove a point to an automated system despite knowing full well that my password WAS strong because I suck.


Stupid hotmail.

nostalgia

So I went looking for a quiz that I SWEAR I've seen before to prove a point to a friend. I didn't find it so I guess I was wrong OBVIOUSLY IT WAS PLUNDERED FROM MY POSSESSION AND THE INTERNETZ!!

Anyho in my looking I found this semi filled out survey from year 10.


Year 10 me. Post Year 12 me.

1. What are your siblings MIDDLE names? UMM Louise Elizabeth. I fink Tony's is William too lol. Anna's is Louise. The stepbrothers...Greg Stephen, Scott Anthony, Tony William. I don't know what the three stepsiblings on Dad's side are.

2. Where is your dad right now? In front of the TV in the next room lol. Who knows.

3. What was the last thing you said? Yeah, I'll do it in a minute (to Dad). Pfsh, you dork (to Anna).

4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently? That I need to stop liking him as it's never going to happen and I need to stop believing in things that aren't there. That I have changed more then I thought in the past two years. And my past self was an emo little biatch. AND IT DID HAPPEN HA TAKE IT FORMER SELF.

5. What color is your watch? no watch, I'm not bound to time. God I was pretentious. Harry Potter watch that doesn't work most of the time

6. What do you think of when you think of Australia? Somewhere I want to leave eventually! lol!Um, I love this country to bits. And I don't remember ever not loving it. What is with for me?

7. When was the last time you squatted to pee? um camping at sandy I think. Ha I taught Liz to squat lol. Hmm last time I went camping? Which I can't remember which makes me sad. I vow to camp more.

8. Who is the last person you liked? Umm not telling duh. That would be my boyfriend. For both present me and past me XD

9. Are you close to your mom? NO!! LOL! Kind of yes. We don't necessarily get along all the time, or even a lot of the time, but we are still close when we aren't arguing about something.

10. Where does your best friend work? She doesn't! I don't really define anyone as a single best friend at the moment. A few of them work at Macca's though.

11. What is your least attractive feature? everything. I'm not fond of my skin. It breaks out from time to time and is a little too freckly for my liking, although i do like the bits that are just pale.

12. What color are your pants? Jeans lol. Black.

13.Do you have a roommate? Yeah every second weekend my sis. Nope.

15. What color is your bedroom flooring? Where is question 14!?!?? omg! Who cares where it is. carpet colour.

16. Do you have a chair in your room? No. I would like a bean bag though. Teehee I got one for my birthday.

17. What color is your mom's hair? um like browny. Yes it is, but she thinks it's red. Weirdo.

18. Do you have a dog? Maggie<3. Maggie<3.

19. What happened to you in 1993? I inherited a sister unfortunately. I inherited a sister, fortunately.

20. Are you a virgin? lol yes! nope.

21. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? Last week when she was being a bitch. Two seconds ago.

22. Have you ever been to a spa? yeah lol. hehe I've done more then been to a spa :P

23. What is the last book you read? reread HP half blood prince and am about halfway through catch 22 The Street Lawyer - John Grisham

Ah former self, despite your incessant and irritating over use of the term Lol, I do miss your cheerful yet somewhat bitter naivety.

Jesus is alive, in other news, Jesus is also dead.

so as I drove into the town I will soon live in I passed a church adorned with one of those kind of tacky bulletin board things that scream 'we as a religion are desperately trying to drag ourselves into the current culture, but kind of failing' the sign proclaimed:

"JESUS IS ALIVE!"

and then as we passed around the side of the church we were informed by a similar sign that:

"JESUS DIED FOR YOU!!"

(accompanied naturally with a very stern looking man pointing his finger right at whoever happened to be driving past. Some very personal guilt for all the travellers)

Naturally, my sister and I found this contradiction quite hilarious. And thus I thought I would share it. x

Beer, Trains and Alanis Morrisette

so I smell like beer.

Happy new years everybody!

Why do I smell like beer? Well I blame Matthew, which would be logical considering it was he that poured beer down my shirt last night. Whilst at dimitri's and being the only shirt I had. I stole Joe's only shirt he had so as to avoid spending the night smelling like a bar wench and feeling like i just went swimming.

So, Im going to go change this shirt now.

Ok better, I no longer smell like beer.

Joe and I went to Sydney for our one-year on Sunday/Monday. Sydney is awesome, I love that place so much. I love the harbour at night, the crowded bottom floor of Paddy's, the busy train stations, hyde park, the qvb. It's all so fun.

We caught the train and on the way home we had to change over at Hamilton. We had a 5 minute change over. So we got off the sydney line, walked across to the other platform, decided we wanted some water and I walked over to the drink machine. And then the train drove up to the platform. So we were all wow, train is here already, that was quick, and ran and jumped on the train. Then, as the train started moving a voice rings over the speakers:

"You are now on the newcastle to Dungog connection, first stop.."

and I'm all. fuck. we're on the wrong train.

Naturally all we could do was laugh. We didnt end up stranded at Dungog or anything because our train beat the Scone train to Maitland so we just changed over there. But it was hilarious all the same. And I mean seriously, why does Dungog even have a train station? What is even at that place?

Good times good times.

You know, I had one thing that I had to do today, and that was buy credit. The time just stopped being 6.59 and started being 7.00. Which means the shop just shut. I really am horribly unmotivated.

In other news I have become fond of the name Stella recently. And also Alanis Morrisette music. Well not so much fond of the latter, I still find it ridiculous and terrible I've just had a strange urge to listen to it of late.

Well, I'm tired. So this blog ends here. Ciao x