who downloaded the hairspray theme???

I was talking to Joey the other night and he said I should blog about this..so Kudos to Joey for my writing prompt :)

I was having a big bitch about something parent-related, I'm not sure which it was, it could have involved any of the following stories:

1. I have(had) this uber fecking awesometastic power globe (?) thingy that is like electric and goddam I suck at discription. Anyway it was cool and scientific like. Like imagine your in mr Angeli's bedroom - oh god that's suss ok, so mr angeli's house. You would expect to see something like that. hmm ok here's an idea SUPERAWESOMEGLOBETHINGY
err I also may have just hotlinked, so Ima be leaving the country k? *dodges internet geeks throwing..mice?
God I take a long time to say something simple. Anyway I have on of those and it's really cool. and i was opening my draw and the wire caught in it and the thing pulled off my completely pigsty messy slightly cluttered cupboard and smashed on the ground.
heart.fucking.broken.
So anyway I told Mum the other night and she was like oh yes I know, in one of your fits of rage, serves you right for being so uncontrollable
wtf??
Yes. that is exactly right. It is so very angry-uncontrollable of me to open my drawer. I should be put into prison. Such a terrible person i am.

ps. I'm totally beating John Paul and George at hearts XD
pps. yes I do know that wasn't really a ps

2. Mum went to work on Wednesday afternoon and told me to do the wash up before Nana got home with Anna, because my Nana is like messy-aphobic or something. Because she got caught in the dirt flood of 55 probably. And Mum feels guilty (and so do I) when she is always doing our housework. So Maggie and I went on a walk and I met this other lady who had a dog, and she let her dog off and Maggie and Bronsen annonymous dog, come on folks, privacy. So anyway, cos of this the walk was longer then usual and I didnt get home till around the same time as Nana and Anna ha ha HA IT RE-HYMES! herm. So Nana was all *beelines to kitchen* and I was like bitch please, nigger. So it was like full on drag race style to ze sink and I was like, YO, I'm doing this. And she was like ok, you can do it, but wait till after dinner so it's saving on water. and naturally i was like enviro-trend-alicious (because duh, saving the world is in fashion apparents *eyeroll*) and left it. Anyway I'm innocently naively watching the drama's of kane and kirsty on Home and Away and I walk out in the add's and THE WASH UP IS DONE!! teh fuckerz!! SHE CHEATED!!! cheaaaaattttt! RED CARD!! REF!! bitch please.
And I know it's like, oh woe is you, she did a job for you, how very mean of her. *sarcasmic*
but seriously, she will go and bitch and tell us how we do nothing around the house but she doesnt let us!! goddam! she tears the rulebook up and spits on it!!
I love her though. just for clarification.

Anyway upon recapping those events the previously mentioned conversation has become clearer and im perdy sure it was 2) that I was bitching about, and Joey bitched about how his family do the same thing. And the more we talked about things the more we realised that everyone has shit that's pretty much ubiquitous with their family, everyone goes through the hard shit.

Yet every single person thinks theres is worse and they go through more and boo hoo WOE IS ME. I bet any teenager reading this actually thought when reading the former statement 'yeah but my situation is ACTUALLY worse. No it's not. Everyone has fucking shit that they think is the worst in the world. And don't pretend you didnt think it. I can hear your thoughts. yup.

So teenagers are all angsty whingy bitches. But give us a break, we really do have trouble dealing with these things, and we do feel genuinely hurt because we believe we are alone in our suffering. we're fragile.

oh and don't think this means I'll ease up on the bitching.
because that's not even close to likely.

xLiv